"Wonder where Riquelme is today. He always turns up at some UK airport. He's the Where's Wally? of deadline day."
"My sister flew into London from Johannesburg last night. Siphiwe Tshabalala was on the flight as well. Fulham maybe?"
"Don't know if this is good or bad for the Toon but I've just drove past their training ground only to see Emile Heskey chatting to Chris Hughton!"
You're the third person who has said that. Just saying...
"My sister, who works at Watford gas service station, said she saw Kevin Davies with a West Ham representative on their way to London, maybe a move to replace Carlton Cole?"
